Everything you know about grammar is wrong. The purpose is to use the completely wrong grammar while still being reasonably understandable.
Do not say "I have a flower", instead say "I haz a flowr"
Basic Format:
I haz a (verb).
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REMEMBER: has or have can also be spelt haz, and perfectly fluent people don"t need vowels, but you should still use them untill you are a little better.
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